As I sit down in the morning with a cup of tea, someone passes by the window blasting the latest Bollywood sensation – the very amazing song with never-seen before, extremely innovative lyrics - “Hey aaj kal dil saala/Bounce kare hai mere seene mein Milne lagi hai tu/Jab se ishq maheene mein” - the famous, Beyonce Sharma Jayegi . Well, Beyonse * now, because, you know, changing a letter changes the entire inherent meaning of the song. Also, legal issues, you know? Beyonce who? We only know Beyonse. Does it make sense? No, it does not. But bear with me, it gets better. After the cardio that was the ‘dil-bouncing’, we move on to the very (insert word) – keelis, along with the beautiful lyrics having a lot of non-problematic non-racist undertones - “Bhadkeeli nakhreeli/ Chamkeeli lachkeeli/ Tu jo kamar yeh hilayegi, Ho tujhe dekh ke goriya/ Beyonce sharma jaayegi” I mean, where do I start? I do not trust mainstream Bollywood with issues like women-empowerment. And this so...